COMPUTERISTS

A NEW CLASS OF WORKERS

Α1.1 - Computerists are people who spend more than 17 hours a week on the computer and are divided into three categories:
veterans, novices and neo-computerists

Α1.2- Requires α) that each Computerist knows how to perform various tasks on the computer screen and certainly how to underline, copy, paste (the most salutary procedure for the body’s well-being)

Α1.3- To save as all tasks and

Α1.4- To open all files in which their tasks are stored and handle as desired

Α2 –Each computerist, as indeed (more or less) all voters, are made up of: body, mind and soul (or vote).

A3– The human body (as the experts now say about light - namely that it is composed of particle and wave) according to the Greek view has a dual status:

1) an envelope consisting of aperpendicular concave pipe (tube) and

2) a perpendicular, articulated, imaginary line (the centre of gravity).

Α4.1- The body (ancient Greek word σώμα) is material; it is perceived empirically; it evolves, develops, is corrupted and finally dies and is buried or cremated. In other words, it is a kind of hardware.

Α4.2 – The mind-set (νοοτροπία- ancient Greek word for the mind ‘νους’– a very important word in the ancient Greek language) is immaterial; it is shaped and identified by its expression and is a kind of software.

Α4.3 – The soul or ‘psyche’ is another ancient Greek word with which numerous Greek philosophers have engaged - in particular Plato and Aristotle - as well as the Fathers of the Church, the Christian theology experts and more recently, we have had the Jewish perception of psychology through Sigmund Freud.

Α5.1- The vertical pipe (tube) around which the human body took shape has two extremities.

The upper extremity (the mouth) through which a number of materials enter as ‘food’ and then undergo various processes inside the tube (coming under the activities of physics and chemistry) and emerge from the other end, the lower extremity: the (anus) as ‘faeces’ in other words, (pardon the expression) shit.

Β.1 –There is an ancient saying about food: Fortunate is he who can eat all the food he fancies.

This means an ‘understanding’ with one’s appetite and above all the ability to acquire the food honourably, without worrying about how it will enter the mouth (with a silver spoon), the place (high-market restaurant) and the fellow diners (celebrities).

Β.2 –There is another ancient saying about the anus (very few can still remember this):

Fortunate is the anus that can expel about three hand spans of faeces a day: an undoubted pointer to bodily well-being. (This implies that it is sufficiently malleable as to be able to have its length measured).

C.1- Gases are also introduced throughthe mouth and expelled through the anus.

C.2- There is another ancient saying about the anus (which hardly anyone remembers): fortunate is the anus which does not retain superfluous gases.

(The ancient Greek method of emitting gases via the anus will be discussed later).

D.1 –According to the second Greek perception, the human body is a (imaginary) vertical, articulated line (of the centre of gravity).

D.2 –All computerists (as indeed all voters) in a work position (i.e. seated at a height of approximately 50 cm) are supported by the bones of their spine.

D.3 –The spine is made up of the vertebrae. The vertebrae are divided into three sections: the (5) lumbar vertebrae, the (12) thoracic, and the (7) cervical vertebrae (as well as the sacral bones, but we will leave those for the moment and we will deal with their sanctity later). During the computerist’s working hours these vertebrae form an imaginary crooked line.

D.4 –If we define three positions for each of the lines (perpendicular, left-leaning or right-leaning) schematically on one plane (two dimensions), because naturally, each computerist has some knowledge of ‘combinatorics’, he will probably realise that the number of possible positions of the crooked line are three to the third power. But because there are five vertebrae in the lumbar spine, twelve in the thoracic and seven in the cervical spine – a total of twenty four – and their positions are expressed in three-dimensional space, the result is a chaotic number.

Coming soon, a detailed and in-depth analysis of the two-dimensional perception of the human body and practical applications

As is the case with all categories of workers who suffer from occupational diseases and have a patron saint, so too the category of computerists is prone to spinal problems with unbearable physical pain.

It is suggested that the patron saint of computerists should be:

The goddess Sophia (wisdom) of coincidences,
the miracle-working protector of Computerists

(Her feast is celebrated on the third night after the spring equinox)

For those with traditional or personal reserves of faith she is a theoretical mix of a Christian saint – who therefore forgives and loves – and an ancient goddess – who therefore avenges and punishes all kinds of impiety.

The goddess of coincidences cures (free of charge) the computerists’ physical pain

For those who prefer the rationalism of science, there is an avant-garde Scientific Coincidentology

MODERN GREEK COINCIDENTOLOGY

(like ancient Greek Mythology)

a) Distinguishes accidental from coincidental occurrences

b) Cures (free of charge) Computerists’ physical problems by ‘automation’ and Euclidian axioms

c) Prevents (free of charge) Computerists’ mental problems by ‘digitisation’ and Dysclidian axioms.

The readers of this document are pre-classified as

a) those who will ignore it,

b) those who will forward it to friends, and

c) those who will disseminate it among acquaintances and strangers.

And they are asked

to note the recurrence of good or bad coincidences.

Note: The icon of the goddess of coincidences can be downloaded (free of charge) by anyone (regardless of income) and they can ‘worship’ it as desired.

Low-income computerists can order the icon (A4) numbered and signed for 10 euro.

High-income computerists can order the icon (A4) numbered, signed and personally dedicated for 100 euro, or order a sculpture made of a single piece of wire, aluminium f 2 mm, two-dimensional about 50 X 30 cm) for 1000 euro.

Short (rational) analyses

προστέθηκε στις: 04 Jun 2010